remebering SATs

i was on the train today and i came across an ad: improve your scores! get a higher degree! be successful and smile till the corner of your damn lips bleed...

princeton Review, yours truly.

my parents invested quite a load of cash on you so that my SATs would impress schools.

my first SAT score ever?

730 baby.

by the way, i hear you get 200 points just by writing your name. woooot!