my wanko chan

jiro-chan wearing an elizabeth collar. LOL. isnt that collar name fucking hilarious? anyway yesterday morning my beloved dog Jiro passed. 12 years! not so bad for a dalmation eh? he even said a few `ruff-ruffs` in the morning, i think he was telling the family he was peacing out?? so i just wanted to quickly dedicate a post for him.

hontouni, hontouni asobi gokoro ga takusan aru inu de saigo no saigo made baka deshita. how many times did he eat the pillows we gave him, i dont even fucking now. and how many times did he escape to komazawa park and harass other people, i dont even want to remember. or sneak in the kitchen and eat all the cookies (and the plastic wrappers) or finish an entire bag of dog food and ended up looking like a mommy dog ready to give birth to 30 puppies? sigh. or bark at me when i would come home, not recognizing that i live there too?!

but. it was cool that he actually smiled when he was happy, and it was funny how he could extinguish a burning cigarette, or bark at strangers/roamers in the night time, and was bilingual with both english and japanese.

so i owe a thank you to my jiro chan. for brining the family together in terms of being responsible.. and i hope he goes to those dog heavens where they can drink beeh and hoot at pretty poodle girl dogs. etc. etc.

yey <3

i actually understand how to deal with japanese men now!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

which is completely different from whether or not i am fond of this... species? meh. anyway...

BONES (that show on FOX or FX eh) and other scientific studies have continuously reminded me that the eyes literally sparkle due to dialation when you have a crush on someone. so my question is. how come boys are so dull on everything possible on this universe except scense when girls like them? or should i use the term men and women.

i don't know.

anyway going for a 妻子 is out of the QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

high five motherfuckers.

by the way, i found out that some people have been talking mad shit about what is true and what isnt true about him and her, etc. shouldn't an individual confirm whether or not something is literally true if they are so certain about their talking shit 'subject'. because homie, you are this close from being dillusional.

with love.